I sit at the human’s feet, watching my surroundings carefully. I am aware of every twitch, every flicker of movement. I must guard the human carefully. The… Read more “Diary of a Wimpy Cat: Entry #08”
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Diary of a Wimpy Cat: Entry #07
It swayed, circling lazily around my head. I followed its path, my paw twitching. I could feel my claws extending, ready to rend and tear my prey.… Read more “Diary of a Wimpy Cat: Entry #07”
Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #06
The humans are upstairs, busy doing their strange human rituals. Usually, I allow them my presence, lying in one of my beds with them. But tonight, I… Read more “Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #06”
Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #05
I place my paws on the edge, balancing myself as I peer over onto the tabletop. She places my delicious food into a bowl. She is meticulous,… Read more “Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #05”
Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #04
A face is staring at me. It is hairless and dark. A pair of dark eyes stare out, sandwiched between round cheeks. It is the old human… Read more “Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #04”
Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #03
I was eating, licking the scraps off the floor, when I heard the creak of footsteps on the stairs. I ate faster. The old female human called… Read more “Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #03”
Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #02
I live a simple life. In the mornings, I wait outside the old humans’ room. When they wake up, I follow them down to the food place,… Read more “Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #02”
Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #01
The human called home today. She cooed at me as usual, and I ignored her high-pitched squeals. She asked me if I still remembered her. Unfortunately, I… Read more “Diary of A Wimpy Cat: Entry #01”
